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brighter-suns: Kzin Seductress by Larry Elmore Tim: Jesus Christ, Frank! There are like three of them, probably another twenty in the bushes as far as I fuckin’ know. Frank: What do they look like? Tim: Furries, this is a planet of furries, I need to…WE need to go, like now. Oh lord… Frank: What? Tim: One of them is a girl, and I think she’s trying to seduce me…she’s…she’s like a big cat, with a prehensile dick tail… Frank: Are they suits? Tim: What? Frank: Are they suits? Like are they wearing big scary mascot costumes with holes for dicks? Tim: No…no, they are giant cat people, OH FUCK, I THINK THE OTHER TWO ARE ANGRY AT ME! Frank: Calm down, Bro…it will be cool…is the girl one hot? Tim: He’s totally hissing at me, he’s got a fuckin’ quad laser of some shit pointed at me, and the other one looks like Feyd-Rautha. Frank: Woh, who? Tim: Sting…Sting in Dune, I forgot that Eric wasn’t on the radio, he’d have gotten it. Eric: I’m here! Chilaxin’, Brolio. Totes got it too. So, is she hot? Tim: She is totally egging these assholes on, like she’s purring at them like she’s all like ‘I’m totally going to bang the naked ape in front of you, does that really piss you the hell off?’ and…wait…did you ask if she was hot? Eric/Frank: YES! Tim: She’s a giant cat! Eric: Does she have like six tits? Or just the two? Frank: Good question. (sound of high five over radio) Also, does she look like Cheetara? Tim: Yep, the big one is totally going to frag me, and no, she is not hot, she’s got like a big cat head and a fleshy dick tail, were you not listening earlier? Eric: I’ll be right out.

brighter-suns:

Kzin Seductress by Larry Elmore

Tim: Jesus Christ, Frank! There are like three of them, probably another twenty in the bushes as far as I fuckin’ know.

Frank: What do they look like?

Tim: Furries, this is a planet of furries, I need to…WE need to go, like now. Oh lord…

Frank: What?

Tim: One of them is a girl, and I think she’s trying to seduce me…she’s…she’s like a big cat, with a prehensile dick tail…

Frank: Are they suits?

Tim: What?

Frank: Are they suits? Like are they wearing big scary mascot costumes with holes for dicks?

Tim: No…no, they are giant cat people, OH FUCK, I THINK THE OTHER TWO ARE ANGRY AT ME!

Frank: Calm down, Bro…it will be cool…is the girl one hot?

Tim: He’s totally hissing at me, he’s got a fuckin’ quad laser of some shit pointed at me, and the other one looks like Feyd-Rautha.

Frank: Woh, who?

Tim: Sting…Sting in Dune, I forgot that Eric wasn’t on the radio, he’d have gotten it.

Eric: I’m here! Chilaxin’, Brolio. Totes got it too. So, is she hot?

Tim: She is totally egging these assholes on, like she’s purring at them like she’s all like ‘I’m totally going to bang the naked ape in front of you, does that really piss you the hell off?’ and…wait…did you ask if she was hot?

Eric/Frank: YES!

Tim: She’s a giant cat!

Eric: Does she have like six tits? Or just the two?

Frank: Good question. (sound of high five over radio) Also, does she look like Cheetara?

Tim: Yep, the big one is totally going to frag me, and no, she is not hot, she’s got like a big cat head and a fleshy dick tail, were you not listening earlier?

Eric: I’ll be right out.

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3 months ago

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